I'm in LOVE!

-f.n.

GERMS.

Oh boy.

Was that fun or what.

-f.n.

Part II

"Fancy Nancy 'Gets' The BLUES" Pt2 TONIGHT!!!!

Watch it or be square.

-f.n.

Just Checkin'

Dear Loyal Viewers,
"Fancy Nancy 'Gets' The BLUES" Pt1 has been repeated now THREE tiempos.
The REASON?
Because I really need to know that you are PREPARED to catch the full effect of "Fancy Nancy 'Gets' The BLUES" Pt2

Fingers crossed it'll air NEXT Monday @ the usual time. (midnight)
Channel 67 (or 16 or 85?)


(Speaking of preparation...)
NEW NEWS NEWS

You have 7 days to get ready for FANCY NANCY at the Laugh Factory, Tuesday the 27th!!!
More on that Later.




A BRAND NEW SEASON of Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour starts up again after a three week hiatus concluding the cliff hanger event of the century.
Will fancy nancy get her memory back?
Tune in next week on f.n.'s f.h.

-f.n.

W.W.C.H.D.

What would Claire Huckstable do?

...if Cousin Vanessa threw a baseball at HER head?

Please let me know ASAP.

-f.n.

Remember MONDAY?!?!?!

I do.

-f.n.

Fancy Nancy "Gets" The BLUES Pt1...TONIGHT!!!

Stay tuned NEXT week, for Part II, I believe it to me my GREATEST episode to date.
-f.n.

Goodbye Pumpkin...

Hello Turkey


R.I.P, buddy.

-f.n.

HALLOWEEN IS SERIOUS.

-f.n.

Hold on, I'm up and comin'

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY (@ MID of NIGHT)

"fancy nancy goes PRO"

and then on Wednesday (10:30pm)

Fancy Nancy's "T.V. episode"

Here's a wee clip...REMEMBER WHEN?


Geez Louise, I'm bushed.
You know...tired.
Sleepy.
Countin the ole "weepy sheepy"

NEXT next Monday I'll be back with a BRAND NEW TWO part episode: "Fancy Nancy 'Gets' The BLUES"
See you then...
unless I'm nappin'

your pal, f.n.

What fun.

LAST NIGHT AT RIFIFIs was SO really fun.
They gave me candy and I saw a giant tap dancing panda bear...and also I got to tell 2 jokes that really landed HARD.
-f.n.
ALSO I brought with me my friends "Katie" & "Of Course" as well as my BOYFRIEND.
The aforementioned are featured in the photo above.

Fancy Nancy LIVE!!! TONIGHT!

Hey everybody.
Tonight I am going to be making a surprise appearance at Rififi, over on 11th st between 1st and 2nd ave.
The show starts at 8pm and it is $5 to get in. I think it should be really funny. PLUS we can say hello face to pretty face.
http://rififinyc.com/

Come.
-f.n.

...and you can QUOTE me.

Okay...if you are cool enough to quote me and my fine television program VERBATIM, you should run for president.
I am impressed.
ALSO...Thanks everyone for the awesome Halloween suggestions!
I think, however, this year I'm going to go as a hermit and hide inside of my house until November. Any ideas on what color wig I should buy? Just Kidding, folks, I already bought it.
Just kidding.
What?


-f.n.

Dance-breaks in public...YES? or no.

Today is Thursday!

RIGHT NOW!!!

(...or close to right now) MY SHOW will be ON!!!
I know I can't wait, how do YOU feel?

a) pleased
b) sexy
c) determined
d) ultra EXCITED!!!
e) all of the above?



-f.n.
See you later!

My very own BOYFRIEND

Check it out!!!
Ever since he started being in magazines and on "lists" his head has become EXTREMELY pointy.

Re: "BATHROOM HUMOR"

In regards to my LAST post...

Monday @ Midnight channel 67.
ALSO you can...whatcha call it?.....OH- "livestream" it...at www.mnn.org.

SEE ya!
-f.n.

"BATHROOM HUMOR"

This week on Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour:

I mean DON'T MISS this episode. It is so funny I laughed so much when I made it!!!
hahahahaaa....see I'm STILL laughing!

I got the horse right here...

...his name is "Horse Right Here".

Love,
fancy nancy

P.S.- I am almost done with the last Harry Potter Book.
I am feeling anxiety about finishing it. I will miss the whole situation.

Love,
fancy nancy

Today is Monday.

Monday @ Midnight= Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour
Channel 67. (or 85 or 16)
OR live stream it at www.mnn.org

Tonight is GONNA BE SO COOL!!!
"Fancy Nancy Fights Her Fears"

-f.n.

ADVICE.

-f.n.

Behind the scenez

-f.n.

Remember when?

P.S.- This was BEFORE Hula got married, before I met George or started a band, before The Source disappeared and reappeared with a new bride and two young ones, before I got trapped in the Truth or Dare dominion, BEFORE I went to Hogwarts and learned magic, I mean...stuff has gone down here at the funny factory. Stuff has gone DOWN, but spirits have gone up!
Moral is at an all time high!

Time's a ticking...

That's right you heard it here first, TIME is ticking...
Before it's TOOO late it'll be tomorrow!
And then you'll have to wake up, AGAIN. Brush your teeth, AGAIN!
(If that's your thing)
Well...anyway, see you tomorrow.

-f.n.

tick tick tick tick

Here y'R, folks. (But SHHHHH don't T-E-L-L !!!)

Watch what happens N-E-X-T Monday @ Midnight.
Channel 67, or 85 or 16 or www.mnn.org
THANKS!
-f.n.

So WOW.

It has been a long time.
This summer has really been a BLAST.
YESTERDAY, par example, I attended the 9/11 "Never forget" HEATHERETTE fashion SHOW!!!
It was SO fun, I got to wink at Lance Bass and Groove with Lil Mama.
I can't WAIT for fall cause everything seems so autumny then.

-f.n.

Out of Sight out of MIND.

Hey, folks I've been basically out-of-sight-out-of-MIND.
I DID however have a fun new episode LAST week.
This is a clipperoo.

For all 13 awesome parts to "Fancy Nancy & The Trouble With Reading" go yo my youtube page!!!

-f.n.

"LOST & Found"...a BRAND NEW episode TONIGHT!

MIDNIGHT.
Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour.
All new episodes of the funny hour return with a TWIST.
(I don't know what I mean when I say "twist" that is...not really accurate. It's just...funny.)

WELCOME HOME!!!
-f.n.

DON'T MISS the return of The Source!

Fancy Nancy: LOST & Found" a treasure trove of surprises!

I'm BAa-aACK.

WHILE I'M AWAY...

Here is a schedule of my upcoming episodes while I am...(ahem) AWAY.

(The following are CLIPs from the above episodes, NOT the WHOLE episode, but little wittle CLIPS, okay mamma?)
Monday @ Midnight, July 23rd: Fancy Nancy and the BAD BOOK SALE


Wednesday @ 10:30pm, July 25th: Fancy Nancy: TRUTH OR DARE


Monday @ Midnight, July 30th: Fancy Nancy: A Rabbits Revenge?


Wednesday @ 10:30pm, August 1st: Fancy Nancy Starts a Band



LET'S CROSS OUR LITTLE FINGERS THAT ALL GOES AS PLANNED, EH?

-f.n.

(VACATION tiepo starts tomar. (tomorrow) I'm excited, These are the states that I am going to:
NEW YORK, NEW JERSEY, PENNSYLVANIA, WEST VIRGINIA, KENTUCKY, TENNESSEE, ARKANSAS, OKLAHOMA, TEXAS, NEW MEXICO, ARIZONA, UTAH, NEVADA, CALIFORNIA, MARS (JUST KIDDING ABOUT MARS!)

Not to be a party POOP-er.

No show tonight, folks.
But HERE:
WATCH ME!
Ya'know when I come back from my vacation I am going to make a TON of fun new episodes. Approx. one every WEEK!

For REAL!
-f.n.

P.S. -

Happy number 4 of July, everybody!

SNAIL MAIL

If you ONLY want to write me a letter and not an email there is a way.
OR if you want to write me a letter and email me telling me how you wrote me a letter, that is also okay.
PLUS if you want to send me girl scout cookies here is HOW:

Fancy Nancy
P.O.BOX 20407
park west station
NYC, NY 10025

We can STILL be friends!

I don't wanna argue, but you made me fell bad.
"You put me through the wash and I'm still mad!"
I can only say sorry SO many times!
"I guess then this is the end."
But we can STILL be friends...
Just because we dissagree don't mean that we are ENEMIES
part of bein pals is patchin up
not parting WAYS
Sometimes our ideas won't gel
and that's when we BEGIN to yell
but gettin on is only half right
the truth of the matter, no matter who you are
sometimes...
we fight
WE FIGHT
we fight, we fight, we fight
WE FIGHT
we fight
we fight, we fight, we fight
we fight, we fight, we fight

Health ALERT!!! HEALTH alert...

WARNING:

SUPER kindness is SUPER contagious.

-f.n.

P.S. - watch my show this evening. it will be more than fun. it will be a gosh darn KICK IN THE PANTS.

LAST TIME on Fancy Nancy...

MONDAY @ MIDNIGHT. mnn.

To my fans...

P.S.- Come to BowieBall TONIGHT!!!

-f.n.

Come one, come ALL

FANCY NANCY LIVE

I'm judging the costume contest, so look cool and remember it's not about winning, it's just about...dressing cool.
and winning.

LOOK OUT!!!

Last week on "Good Morning Carlos" Fred is FORCED to take a bath, find out what happens when he gets out of the W-A-S-H-E-R
NEXT week on
Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour...
"A Rabbit's Revenge?"

Monday @ Midnight, ONLY on MNN

ALSO: Check me out on FACEBOOK!

Ooopps!

Folks, I fell off the wag.

NO W.P. WHATSOEVER!!! (Will Power)

If you or someone you know has broken a New Year's resolution, tell em its NOT the end of the world...
I'm just a little dissapointed is all. In me AND you or someone-you-know.

"QUARTER TIME"

This clip is UNAIRED as of right now. It will be featured along side several other FUNTASTIC senarios from THIS week's
FANCY NANCY'S FUNNY HOUR:
"Good Morning, Carlos!"So, DON'T TELL...
I just wanted to give you guys a little heads up on the quarter sitch:


-f.n.

Congratulations, FRED!!!

Fred won a MEDAL today for being the best darn bunny I know, NO no, seriously he won it in a "cornbread contest"
Let's hear it for the "ORIGINAL FUNNY BUNNY"!

Guess what, sports fans...

One might say I've run into some... REAL DRAMA.
Techno-trouble, if you will.

SOooo...REPEAT TIME!

"Good Morning Carlos" will air NEXT week.

(fingers CROSSED)
(cute little fingers!)

But THIS MONDAY @ MIDNIGHT "Fancy Nancy: TRUTH or DARE" will totally be what it's about. So if you missed it, cool! And if you saw it, COOL, see it again, show your friends. But don't let on how much you like it or they'll get jealous. Or DO let on and maybe you'll all love it together!
COOL!
-f.n.
Computer's really can make me mad. But I also L-O-V-E all they do for me.

Next UP...

"Fancy Nancy: Good Morning, Carlos!"

That's NEXT week, but let's chit and chat about LAST W-E-E-K.

Did everybody like "Fancy Nancy: TRUTH or DARE?"
I sure did!
I sure did.

"It's Time to Go To Bed" (The SONG!)

Thanks for watching "Fancy Nancy and the Bad Book Sale"
Here's a clip for those of you who MISSED it OR for those of you who MISS it!

"Fancy Nancy and the Bad Book Sale"

Join me this evening (Monday @ Midnight) for the latest and possibly GREATEST episdoe of Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour YET!!!

"Fancy Nancy and the Bad Book Sale" Only on MNN.

Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow

Yesterday was a TON of fun!!! I finished making THIS week's episode: "FANCY NANCY AND THE BAD BOOK SALE"

and starting working on NEXT week's episode "FANCY NANCY: TRUTH OR DARE" ALSO YESTERDAY I met some really fun fans! I got to sign a T-shirt and compare quarter collections!!! Thanks everybody for the good times we had! Have a good W-E-E-K-E-N-D, whatever THAT spells!

Everybody knows your NAME!!!

Just a reminder:

I WON!!!

I WON I WON I W-O-N the D-E-R-B-Y!!! I got TEN bucks!!! Beat that, buddy! "STREET SENSE"! Well ANYWAY, I'm back home and better than ever. Tonight on f.n.'s f.h. It's "Fancy Nancy: With Commentary". See ya laters!!!

It's MAY!!!

(well I GUESS it was May yesterday AS WELL, but I forgot to notice)
What is May like so far for you?
For me it's really fun.
NEXT week I have a pretty cool episode planned! It's called "Fancy Nancy: With Commentary" There are no illusions folks, it's exactly what I says it is, see. It's fancy nancy...with commentary. I'm sorry, you get it, you get it. ALSO this weekend I am going to the KENTUCKY DERBY!!! Wish me Luck! I'm bringing "The Source"!!! (He's pumped) Stay tuned NEXT NEXT week for "Fancy Nancy and the Bad Book Sale" See ya!

COME on, let me HAVE it!

Dear fans,
Tonight, as you know, is my fun show: "Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour" @ it's usual tiempo.
AND it WILL be a repeat, BUT really I assure you that the quality will be outstanding regardless.
I don't know WHICH episode it will be, maybe "Fancy Nancy: Let's Talk About Cats"
or "Fancy Nancy Starts a Band"
NEXT week be sure to tune in for "Fancy Nancy: With Commentary"
Which is probably VERY funny.

Have you met my boyfriend?

Here's some fun,... just for fun.

REMEMBER when it was my birthday? I wouldn't come out of the closet, cause I was freaked out about the whole SITCH (uation). Mostly I was nervous that a BAD birthday gift might crush my spirit. Check out COUSIN VANESSA'S second appearance in this Special Birthday Episode for the whole FAM (ily) !

GOOD news & BAD news...

So I've been REALLY busy. We've got some bad news AND good news over here at Fancy Nancy's Funny Factory. BAD news: Monday night is going to be a repeat!!! GOOD news: It's an AWESOME episode "Fancy Nancy Falls in Love" Sometimes, folks, technology is great and other times it destroys your whole O.L. (outlook). I got a little beat up by technology this week. But what doesn't kill me will only make my episodes a little late. Miss you, stay strong.

-f.n.

Thank you, last night was AWESOME!

Here are some clips from..."Fancy Nancy Goes PRO"

P.S. - For added enjoyment watch ALL 4 VID's at the SAME TIME!!!

Fancy Nancy Falls...

...in LOVE. This week on fancy nancy's funny hour.
TUNE IN, cha chas!

I'm WORKIN on it!

Remember, just now, when you started reading my blog... anyway, NEXT week on Fancy Nancy's Funny Hour, Fancy Nancy will be answering some questions. So think long and H-A-R-D, b's & g's...Need an answer to something? Well you're in LUCK! Cause I'm on the answer squad! P.S. Remember, just now, how I said I'm on the answer squad?

Cousin Vanessa does it AGAIN!

This week on f.n.'s f.h. Fancy Nancy starts a band. In FACT, that's what the episode was called! HOWEVER in the middle of practice practice practice F.N gets a call from her cousin VANESSA. AS IT TURNS O-U-T cousin V, has a new band too, and AS IT TURNS OUT, she's gonna be performing the same night as our beloved hero. What happened? ALOT. But here's the new hit video from cousin Vanessa's new hit song titled "Cousin Vanessa: I'm comina getcha"!

"FANCY NANCY starts a BAND!!!"

...THIS WEEK, on fancy nancy's funny hour!

I don't know if you people out there know, but making an episode is HARD w-o-r-k !!!
Making a band is ALSO hard work.
Auditions, band practice, and "gigging" is really T-O-U-G-H.
Especially when it happens in like ALL IN ONE DAY.
So...see you MONDAY @ Midnight.
Only on MNN.

Sometimes "just a friend" means "secretly in LOVE with"

Easy come, easy go.

The Trials & Tribs' of Goin' PRO!

I am 1) Exhausted and TWO: Tired.
I finished my episode today, but it was like TEN minutes shorter than it should have been. R.D.J. wouldn't stop CALLING. (Robert Downy Jr.) "Fancy Nancy Goes PRO" airs THIS Monday @ Midnight. That's March, I MEAN April 2nd. All and all my episode was really fun to make. My friends were really good sports about the whole sitch and sure enough I learned another AWESOME lesson. So if you CAN, tune in and see who the "new guy" is this week. ALSO... "The Source" has a serious secret that he's on the fence about revealing. What's he gonna say? Will he ever tell? PLUS check out this bonus footage of f.n.'s friends AUDITIONING for a commercial!!!

P.S. Tribs' is short for tribulations.
DUH.

-f.n.

Check this OUT, MAMA!

http://www.mikeylikestv.com

Beautiful.

Last night I went to Paper Magazine's 10th annual Most Beautiful People Party. I mean duh I felt ...beautiful, but really what I felt was...total confusion mixed with utter glee. (a.k.a. pretty cool.)
Here I am with the world famous ALLEN CORDELL. It was kind of really weird, cause I like let him hold "The Source" and INSTANTLY I felt..I dunno DIFFERENT. Like somehow I could feel what it was like to be Allen Cordell and I all the sudden stopped thinking about the chocolate covered pretzels I gave up as my New Year's resolution and I starting thinking about giant beetles. It was weird but I liked it. But now I am back to being the same normal fancy nancy that we've all come to know and love.

The day my dreams came TRUE...

Here I am post h&m.
I just watched my episode like an hour ago, my BIRTHDAY EPISODE, it was cool.
I also am looking foward to tomorrow and also I am looking foward to The Laugh Factory on Thurz.
(Thursday)
Life this month has been fast. Fast and fun. That's the title of my biography: FAST & FUN the Real Life Story of Fancy Nancy and Robert Downey Jr.

The Laugh Fact. (Factory)
Is on 8th ave. between 42nd and 43rd.
It's TEN dumb dollars and there's a TWO dumb drink minimum.
That's Thursday the 29th, @ 8:15 AM, JUST KIDDING! (PM!!!)
Holy HOT Mama, it's gonna be fun! (fast & fun)

This WEEK on Fancy Nancy...

Total Chaos. Credit Cards, Cakes and Cousins. THIS WEEK ON FANCY NANCY'S FUNNY HOUR:
I am not TOO excited about the whole "Birthday" situation, so I decide that the smartest thing to do would be to hide in the C-L-O-S-E-T. My friends look EVERYWHERE for me. Tune in and watch it all unfold along with the usual gang, Cousin Vanessa, and Fancy Nancy's new "deer" friend, Cynthia, her birthday twin. Mondays @ Midnight, ONLY on MNN. (67)

Today I started a B-L-O-G.

G-R-O-S-S.

-f.n.

"Remembering The Hiccups" a.k.a. "A Nation of Hearts"